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HR Haiku

Sep 13, 2009 / Human Resources / Trackback

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Employ­ees are gold
Man­agers need more patience
Onboard­ing is key

Per­for­mance reviews
Dog pad­dling for a raise
Muddy water sur­rounds you

Lack of resources
More expec­ta­tions on you
Time for an intern

Apa­thy abounds
Employee recog­ni­tion
Reward works most times

Open enroll­ment
A wrench in your work flow
Ben­e­fits are good

Bul­ly­ing is bad
Dis­ci­pli­nary action
Repent and be saved

Con­ser­v­a­tive dress
I can do my job in jeans
Let me work from home

Com­pen­sa­tion plan
Every­one wants to earn more
Why are you worth it

Com­pany pic­nic
No risky behav­ior please
Leave alco­hol home

Moti­va­tion rocks
She wants gift cer­tifi­cates
He wants free parking

No Twit­ter at work
It says so in the hand­book
She ducks in bathroom

Face­book is evil
You could post secret info
We could go bankrupt

Long day of hard work
Cock­tails and appe­tiz­ers
You need a massage



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